Distraction

Always forgive your enemies, nothing annoys them so much. -Oscar Wilde
  • parents: you need to go out more
  • parents: you need to exercise more
  • parents: YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR A WALK??? YOU?????
  • parents: HAHAHA WHAT'S GOTTEN INTO YOU???
  • parents: why are you getting angry

frostingpeetaswounds:

i love those friendships where you can not talk to the person for a couple of days or a week and they don’t really mind or get mad about it because there’s a mutual understanding that our friendship won’t change even when we get busy or lazy

(via weliveandbreathewords)

  • Uterus: I hope you didn't like those underwear.
  • Stomach: EAT ALL THE THINGS!
  • Emotions: I don't care that you were crying your eyes out ten minutes ago, that was fucking funny. Now go act like you're high until I see something that pisses me the fuck off.
  • Stomach: ESPECIALLY THE CHOCOLATY THINGS!
  • Uterus: Also I've decided to act like something's constantly punching me. I hope you don't mind.
  • Me: why