boy, are u dutch because amsterdamn
This makes no sense. Amsterdam is in Germany.
I’m in Amsterdam right now and lemme fuckin tell u it is not in germany
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its so sad getting up in the morning and noticing you lost followers i mean if theres anything we learned from the 80’s its only common courtesy to wake me up before you go go
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“Sherlock’s idea of compliments “[You are] amazing! [You are] fantastic!” are exactly the same compliments John gives him when they first meet - as most people call him a freak, they’re probably the only compliments he’s ever received.
His idea of how to be nice to people is what he’s learned from John.” [x]
*gross sobbing*
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Blackbeard’s Mahogany
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they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
and like if you wanted to download something you had to run
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
GENIUS.
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Rawr
what did people do before the internet
There was an ancient ritual where they would physically and socially interact
that doesn’t sound very fun
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I either finish a book within 6-12 consecutive hours or roughly six months.
True story
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